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Met some lovely Irish people at the pub tonight
Subject turned to religion

Made an Irish girl cry... not sure what I said to spark it off - getting an uber home now :( bad weekend start
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:58, archived)
did you curveball her with an Irish Lumper?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 20:02, archived)
wait, you were getting an iber home a minute ago
why are you now getting an uber?
you pissed up bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 20:05, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 20:14, archived)
Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 20:22, archived)
No offence

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 20:23, archived)
I've got the age old problem with sticky red seal. Fucking bits of the wrapping cut into it. Why don't they peel that shit off before

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 0:19, archived)
is it any good?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 0:53, archived)
lol crap at pulling

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 16 Jan 2026, 20:59, archived)
maybe she saw your face

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 21:07, archived)

what3words.com/mr.potato.head
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 0:18, archived)
Just got back from watching the bone temple
It was very good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 22:31, archived)
It was probably what you said just before she started crying, hth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 23:19, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 17 Jan 2026, 0:47, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 1:39, archived)
I returned to my mates, necked my pint and left for somewhere different.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 0:49, archived)
lol so pissed you missed your mouth lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 1:01, archived)
Wibble jib jib!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 17 Jan 2026, 1:32, archived)