I got this text yesterday in Arabic. That's nice for them
The Ministry of Interior congratulates you on the occasion of the 74th Police Day, a day of celebration for all Egyptians.
( mongychops, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 8:18, archived)

Sounds important

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 8:35, archived)

Everyone got it . The police are all full of guns so I think they are alright

( mongychops, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 9:38, archived)

sounds painful

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 12:36, archived)

stop! this is the police day!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 9:00, archived)

Beep beep, that's the sound of the police

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 10:27, archived)

I just read why they do it. Glad I kept my British mouth shut

( mongychops, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 10:28, archived)

They like their martyrs though, really we did them a favour.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 11:41, archived)

Allah's will and all that innit.

( mongychops, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 11:50, archived)

+y

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 11:59, archived)

They probably get that with all the virgins, I'll ask a copper

( mongychops, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 12:00, archived)

+day

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 14:32, archived)

I'm pretty sure that's English, Mongy.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jan 2026, 21:10, archived)