Fair fa yir honest sonsie face?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 19:07, archived)

Sorry, I don't watch Star Trek.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 25 Jan 2026, 19:15, archived)

You should. It's very good. I'd personally give up after next gen

( mongychops, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 19:35, archived)

Yeah, it did all pretty much turn to bollocks after that.
Voyager had some moments worth saving but DS9 was shite.
( .Yeti., Sun 25 Jan 2026, 22:11, archived)

DS9 started slowly but became great over time.
Voyager was a huge turd with occasional gems studded through it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 8:14, archived)

sorry, i've just run out

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 19:30, archived)

Haggis is great.
A Scottish mate at university ordered one in specially for Burns Night that filled the entire oven. Big as a Christmas turkey, and didn't shirk on the pepper.
( .Yeti., Sun 25 Jan 2026, 19:47, archived)

It's delicious.
Great in a cooked breakfast with fried eggs. Also great as haggis scotch eggs.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 20:07, archived)

Lol, Bums Night.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 25 Jan 2026, 21:56, archived)

Get yer tatties out for the lads.

( .Yeti., Sun 25 Jan 2026, 22:14, archived)

Neeps tassles

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 13:44, archived)

which do you prefer? Heroin or Offal?

(piss and shit, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 19:52, archived)

Heroin.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 20:06, archived)

fair
the great thing about heroin is it's not a gateway drug
other drugs can lead you on to harder drugs, but heroin users tend to stick with it
(piss and shit, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 20:24, archived)

Might bang up a load of fentanyl

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 20:27, archived)

Completely different. You clearly don't like heroin. People talk suck shit about smack .

( mongychops, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 21:22, archived)

TBF I've only ever chased it, and that was about 30 years ago.
No intention of doing it again.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 21:24, archived)

You don't have to do it again, but there is a fucking universal difference. You can do a bit of junk , even recreational

( mongychops, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 21:26, archived)

Yeah not interested.
Don't even smoke weed any more.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 21:38, archived)

Get your neeps out for the lads

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 19:57, archived)

I liked that time on QI when Fred Macauley talked about Address to a Haggis being translated to German
and "great Chieftan o' the puddin' race" came out as "mighty Führer of the sausage people"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 21:01, archived)

That’s my Grindr profile info section

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 22:01, archived)

Egyptian revolution day, we don't talk about that anymore really tho. Can't discuss why on this SIM card

( mongychops, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 21:24, archived)

#MEGA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 25 Jan 2026, 22:16, archived)

alright Roy Ackerman

(piss and shit, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 13:08, archived)