Morning
I’m gonna run into work. May get wet.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 6:14, archived)

how far is that?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 6:54, archived)

12km
It’s not as bad as I thought just passing London Bridge.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 6:58, archived)

Finished. 12.24km
I’m quite damp.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 7:53, archived)

Affa dreich the day

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jan 2026, 8:09, archived)

It’s drying out

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 8:25, archived)

I'm gonna punch myself in the face. May get a sore face

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 8:21, archived)

No pain
No gain
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 8:25, archived)

Still nice and dry, overall I'd say it's worked out pretty well.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 8:45, archived)

I hurt myself today to see if I still feel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 8:55, archived)

Some absolute willyhead on here/OT bitd was 100% convinced that Johnny Cash wrote that song.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:00, archived)

He didn't even write most of his 'own' songs ffs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:17, archived)

I'll give them a RING OF FIRE IYKWIM

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:18, archived)

Everyone knows The Mike Flowers Pops did it first.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:17, archived)

I mean, that seems unlikely, even then the origin of the song was quite well known and documented online.
Are you sure he wasn't "trolling"?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:40, archived)

I think it was beloved, well-respected forum poster 'A Vagabond'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:51, archived)

I met him a couple of times, he actually seemed alright IRL.
Pretty sure he was winding you up.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 10:10, archived)

Might see if I can be arsed to go the the beach. Got some red sea with a coral reef or whatever. Fishing is illegal so I'm not that fussed. Fishing illegal, madness, I put them back ffs

( mongychops, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:25, archived)

You put them back... post digestion?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:43, archived)

And away

( mongychops, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:45, archived)

Morning
I'm gonna do fuck all for now
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 9:48, archived)

oh MAN
I am back at work from Monday. Only two days a week to start with but still
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 11:14, archived)

Oof. Fuck that shit

( mongychops, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 11:29, archived)

yeah I am not amused

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 12:23, archived)

Mate I just paid 70p to visit the beach. Fucking world's gone mad

( mongychops, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 12:26, archived)

I had the runs at work
Many got wet
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 11:58, archived)

I downloaded queen greatest hits to travel. You popped in my head, no need

( mongychops, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 12:27, archived)

In b4 afternoon thread

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 12:44, archived)