afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jan 2026, 13:03, archived)

Off to the hospital to see mum.
Let's hope she hasn't shit herself too badly today.
( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2026, 13:40, archived)

No mate, let's hope that she has.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jan 2026, 13:43, archived)

You would prefer it if she shits herself well?
You monster.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 14:09, archived)

Don’t forget to check-in on Facebook but without providing any context

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:34, archived)

<s>Facebook</s> b3ta

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 18:55, archived)

Alright garold

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jan 2026, 19:48, archived)

Not enough tedious irrelevant detail

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 21:38, archived)

I was about to drop £90-100 on an old hardcore record
More than I was happy to pay but I thought fuck it, I have to have a copy.

I already do, it seems. MNEURRRGH
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 13:49, archived)

If you sold it I recon you could get maybe £90 or even £100 for it, from what I hear
then you could buy another copy with the money you made. No. Wait. What?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 13:56, archived)

YESSSSSS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 14:05, archived)

This is why you should add yr collection to discogs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jan 2026, 14:06, archived)

It would take weeks
But yes, you're right. I wonder if insurance companies would accept it?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 14:38, archived)

Just do it in batches.
Re. insurance companies, no idea. I thought your collection was insured anyway? Nae doot there's an insurer that specialises in record collections.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jan 2026, 14:41, archived)

It's insured for a vague sum
Be nice if they could be forced to replace like for like though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 16:56, archived)

Lol

( mongychops, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:32, archived)

They won't unless you pay a fortune. Same as watches

( mongychops, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 14:52, archived)

Slippery bastards

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 16:56, archived)

Pay about a grand a year. Never touch them. Golden

( mongychops, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:32, archived)

What record?

( broadsword, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:30, archived)

Rat rapping , 12". Still with our price stickers

( mongychops, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:43, archived)

"discounted to clear"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:48, archived)

I'll pay 1 million dollars

( mongychops, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:55, archived)

Classic

( broadsword, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:55, archived)

I asked Copilot to write a response to this thread and it just called me a fucking stupid fucking cunt

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:05, archived)

Vintage /chat

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:28, archived)

It works then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 17:48, archived)

Too well

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 18:01, archived)