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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 4:45, Reply)
Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 5:12, Reply)
Fuck you, mr morningable, fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 6:54, Reply)
morning
- there's an owl outside, hooting at the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 7:02, Reply)
Did it hoot back?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Jan 2026, 7:07, Reply)
no he just farted in its face

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 7:16, Reply)
Eh, 'member Noel Fielding being "de Moon" with shaving foam on his face and a generic humorous foreign accent?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Jan 2026, 7:27, Reply)
No, because I sat through the first episode of that lolwaki shit and that was enough for one lifetime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 8:07, Reply)
you really don't like fun do you

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 8:36, Reply)
There are lots of things I find fun, and The Mighty Boosh isn't one of them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 9:12, Reply)
-The Mighty Boosh +b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 9:18, Reply)
Absolutely, b3ta is to be taken far too seriously to be considered fun.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 11:13, Reply)
It’s very serious business

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 13:21, Reply)
I saw a bit of it once, they were chanting about soup
I remember thinking that anyone who enjoys this must be a complete cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 9:16, Reply)
CHEESE IS A KIND OF MEAT. A TASTY YELLOW BEEF.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 9:22, Reply)
it's a long way for the moon
- is this what happened in that film Moonfall?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 7:34, Reply)
Happy birthday, Oprah Winfrey!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 11:32, Reply)
She's a national treasure you know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 11:34, Reply)
She should be buried, then dug up in a couple of hundred years?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jan 2026, 13:32, Reply)