I've got a golden ti-cket
I haven't really you fucking mugs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:41, archived)

Might go British Museum
There's a samurai exhibition on
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:42, archived)

I thought they cancelled it due to cuts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 14:01, archived)

+n

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Feb 2026, 14:07, archived)

Sounds about right, the way things are going!
It's a slippery slope

WEEOO WEEOO
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 14:31, archived)

Hai
YA!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 18:22, archived)

Did anyone know that "slope" was a racist term before that whole Top Gear farrago?
Asking for an... erm... arms-length messageboard acquaintance.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 21:45, archived)

Yes.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 22:08, archived)

Clearly I had a sheltered youth.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 8:45, archived)

I think it was occasionally used in MASH? might have misremembered that. I've definitely heard it in Vietnam war movies though.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 22:12, archived)

I wanted to go there last time I was in London
But I had just had surgery and wasn't allowed. One of these days, though, I will go, if only to see the Egyptian exhibit.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 18:42, archived)

Gotta get back, back to the past

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 21:18, archived)

got had ti-cket shower
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:58, archived)

I've got a splash of pi-ddle in my eye

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 14:42, archived)

parked in a disabled bay?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 16:13, archived)

I've just popped a delightful Trentino
No offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 16:26, archived)

I can smell it from here m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 19:24, archived)

TURTLE POWER!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 18:43, archived)