I can't have a drink today
what can't you do?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 12:14, archived)

Get no satisfaction.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 12:18, archived)

see, man!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 12:43, archived)

lol seeman

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 12:43, archived)

LOL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:00, archived)

the do

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:11, archived)

Also, at the risk of exposing us all to another episode of "Garold's Blog": why can't you have a drink today?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:39, archived)

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:44, archived)

Nothing, apparently.
Garold must be shitfaced in a ditch somewhere already.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:22, archived)

in THE NORTH.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:33, archived)

ALL THESE AWFUL POOR PEOPLE IN THE NORTH

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:41, archived)

I'd deffo be a cheap date tonight
half a babycham and I'd be belting out I Am Sailing from atop a statue
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:34, archived)

Just don't mention THE NORTH to garold.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:48, archived)

Donated blood this morning
nothing exciting.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:33, archived)

whose was it?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:34, archived)

A+

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:37, archived)

all my comments are top class, m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:18, archived)

Go for that

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:06, archived)

Thanks Bob Fosse

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:56, archived)

Oh man, I absolutely LOVE wet-on-wet technique!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 15:05, archived)

And that's why I don't like cricket

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 15:43, archived)