shakira's arse
Charli XCX's tits
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 20:42, archived)

ian botham's footpenis

(piss and shit, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 20:44, archived)

salma hayek's bumtits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 20:47, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 22:38, archived)

George Went Dick Butkus
Names I've known and loved
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 0:45, archived)

Aardvark’s naughty bits
*gestures*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 20:54, archived)

This isn’t google m8

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:01, archived)

the temp in my house is 19 degrees and it's 2 degrees outside
i don't get it because the heating hasn't been switched on for 2 days.
i think something might be on fire
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:28, archived)

What about Shakira law?
Sort of a cross between Shahin law and a Karen?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:01, archived)

Finally,
Something we can all get behind
( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:14, archived)

LOL behind

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:52, archived)

russ abbot's pinis

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:40, archived)

Your sweaty-palmed incel persona wore out its welcome when you started it,
unless this is actually who you are in which case you should kill yourself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:43, archived)

carol vorderman's magnificent arse

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 22:01, archived)

kill yourself

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 22:32, archived)

+ delete his account

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 22:38, archived)

alright

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 0:41, archived)