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I'm marketing my pork as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:36, archived)
Christ, now I've got a mental image of Liz Truss doing an OnlyFans saying "I'm opening up my pork markets"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:43, archived)
She can import two thirds of my cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:47, archived)
Thank fuck she only ever said two things that anyone remembers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:57, archived)
"MMMMNEURRGH I AM A TORY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY COUNTRY'S CREDIT RATING FROM THE INTERNATIONAL MARKETS"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:14, archived)
actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 12:36, archived)
"Pork markets". "I will outlast that lettuce".

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 13:01, archived)