Im in endless Teams meetings
they are boring. People drone on and on. I need to download a log IYKWIM
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 14:44, archived)

Desk! Eye contact! Three-coiler! Dominance!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 14:53, archived)

Camera pointing up for a mister-whippy's cone POV

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 14:56, archived)

We just need to choose the right music for this and it's going to be a tiktok sensation
Mr. Whippy Desktop Challenge
#conePOV
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 15:08, archived)

Black Hole Sun

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 15:18, archived)

You Dropped a Bomb on Me

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 15:26, archived)

Bruce Hornsby & The Range

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 15:29, archived)

#conefest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 16:31, archived)

Get Ur Freak On

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 15:55, archived)

You Spin Me Brown

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 16:32, archived)

I'm spinning a brown, move outta my way

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 17:28, archived)

Something Got Me Sharted

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 17:39, archived)

The Brownward Spiral

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 17:42, archived)

#bentreznor

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 17:50, archived)

#TheHedgehogFromHell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 18:12, archived)

oh christ, remember that cunt?

(piss and shit, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:49, archived)

Kid B

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 17:42, archived)

Browntown

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 17:46, archived)

Brown Curl in the Ring

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 18:28, archived)

Surfin' Turd

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 18:30, archived)

Loose Stool by Kenny Loggins

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 18:33, archived)

Whip Shit by Devo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 19:06, archived)

(Everything I Poo) I Poo It for You

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 19:29, archived)

Stool Pigeon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 19:32, archived)

Curl You Know it's Poo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 19:32, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 19:35, archived)

Curl from Arse

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:08, archived)

Bum Arise

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 19:33, archived)

Curl for scats

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:05, archived)

Worrying Shites

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:07, archived)

Shitty Bumgust

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:07, archived)

Shite Rectum (by the Pootones)

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:09, archived)

Poo spin me round

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:11, archived)

Mr E's Beautiful Poos

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:14, archived)

Feel good shit of the bumhole

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:15, archived)

Shittin' for Tiktok on a desk

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:20, archived)