let's balls again
like we did last bollocks
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 19:14, archived)

Böļłõćkş

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 19:20, archived)

ah we had some happy times

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 19:39, archived)

-times +endings

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 19:52, archived)

Fart, pants, willies, boobs.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 19:57, archived)

To the tune of 'Heads, shoulders, knees and toes'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Feb 2026, 20:06, archived)

Works better if you transpose pants and willies, actually.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Feb 2026, 20:07, archived)

^ill rhyme sayer

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Feb 2026, 20:18, archived)

last bollocks, I gave you my barse

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 20:47, archived)

-ba
+ho
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Feb 2026, 21:13, archived)

I see the /links cunts are revelling in the BAFTA shitstorm 24 hours late, as usual.
The usual cunts celebrating black people being called names because it was by someone "fucked in the head", which justifies all their anti-woke racism. And still rob doesn't get his contacts in the Bilderberg Group to assassinate them all. Did Mandelson die in vain?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 21:22, archived)

Nobody gives a fuck

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 21:25, archived)

You appear to be wrong on all levels, as usual

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 21:28, archived)

Good old John Davidson
He's been cracking me up since the 80s. 'John's Not Mad' is a classic. 'CHOPPER DYED HIS PUBES GINGER' #ledge #galashiels
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 21:34, archived)

I wonder how 'I shall return forthwith' poster is handling it
I should imagine it's rather tricky for the poor lad
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 22:01, archived)

He'd fit right in on here

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 22:38, archived)

i didn't see that
because I have most of those cunts on ignore
links is actually half decent for me
(piss and shit, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 22:52, archived)

Let's balls again
Ballsing time is here
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 21:24, archived)