A cafe near me has the words "cofee lab" on their window
I want to go in and ask them what research they're working on.

Cunts.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:21, archived)

Cofee research, obviously.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:25, archived)

how to spell "coffee", presumably

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:27, archived)

A mystery that may never be solved.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:36, archived)

"covfefe"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:54, archived)

Oh look at me, I know how to speel correctly

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 0:18, archived)