afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 13:23, archived)

Thank you for continued efforts to inform us of the sun’s current position

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 13:31, archived)

Agreed. I would like to suggest that we all agree to go one whole day without any type of time based greeting. Starting now.

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Feb 2026, 13:37, archived)

Good day to you.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 13:41, archived)

Perhaps we could have themed threads based on Britannia.com's 'on this day' page.
www.britannica.com/on-this-day

Maybe we could exhume Wobbly Bloke and get him to do a picture of Gillian Flynn in a stripey jumper!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 13:43, archived)

Ah, Vuvu

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 13:45, archived)

That was Tesco Value MAGA troll 'atomic'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 15:12, archived)

And his bitch Pedro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:01, archived)

Pedro is troubled and misunderstood ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:46, archived)

You're starting to sound like a Pedrophile.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:47, archived)

You're already sounding like a Pedrophobe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:50, archived)

Ugh, he isn't, is he?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:34, archived)

Simply not possible.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 15:23, archived)

What, you mean, in space?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:34, archived)

Sun's where it always was
- we're the ones who keep moving
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 18:00, archived)

- we're the ones who keep moving ONCE IN A LIFETIME
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 18:55, archived)

Cunt. #nottourettes

( mongychops, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 14:36, archived)

hello

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 15:30, archived)

Singlehandedly getting b3ta blocked at work, every time he posts

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:01, archived)

* probably not singlehanded

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:02, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:08, archived)

you would cunt that

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 17:47, archived)

WRONG

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 15:13, archived)

Alright Depeche Mode

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:08, archived)

mofahartin gore

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:13, archived)

dave mofagahan

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:16, archived)

A cafe near me has the words "cofee lab" on their window
I want to go in and ask them what research they're working on.

Cunts.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:21, archived)

Cofee research, obviously.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:25, archived)

how to spell "coffee", presumably

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:27, archived)

A mystery that may never be solved.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:36, archived)

"covfefe"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:54, archived)

Oh look at me, I know how to speel correctly

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 0:18, archived)