Went to the Johnnie Walker experience in Edinburgh last week.
It was very entertaining, in the gift shop they had a special edition 70cl Talisker for £3500, I didn't buy it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:43, archived)

My wife and I got busted snorting coke by the Fake Sheikh, I mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:47, archived)

-by +off the tits of

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:07, archived)

Most Tallisker expressions are mid at best #yolo

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:50, archived)

Maybe I should try Shortisker instead, hahaha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:52, archived)

Haha no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:55, archived)

WHAT

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:00, archived)

no i looked it up it's not real

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:13, archived)

Shit I think I've just been scammed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:17, archived)

Most shit I think I've just been scammed expressions are (*｀へ´*) at best #yoyo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:32, archived)

That looks more like a regular expression

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:54, archived)

vg

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:08, archived)

I got pissed in Paris once
Ended up in the Galerie Lafayette and nearly dropped €3500 on a bottle of 1806 cognac but again wasn't allowed to. Basically my life is a series of unfair disappointments
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:52, archived)

#b3ta

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:59, archived)

/Queef's parents' blog

(piss and shit, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 5:59, archived)

I spent a lot of money once or twice, looking back. Meh . Be dead before long

( mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 21:32, archived)

My mrs getting sick taught me 'do it all now, 2nd chances aren't guaranteed'

Posted from my jail cell
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:22, archived)

All £3500 whisky tastes the same

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 10:39, archived)

Hope he played Purple Haze

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:17, archived)