Look, I’m only going to say this once

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( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:24, archived)

Wtf? Is it in color?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:28, archived)

NO U

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:31, archived)

my lovely monitor doesn't like it, it's the first time I've noticed any chromatic distortion on it, weird.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:52, archived)

Mine's doing it as well

( .Yeti., Fri 6 Mar 2026, 17:41, archived)

You both need better monitors

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:28, archived)

Or I need to stop shitposting, one of those anyway

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:43, archived)

Just stop shitposting in color

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:49, archived)

It wasn’t colour, unless it is and I’m losing my mind

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:51, archived)

Maybe it got modded, perhaps they're trying to brighten the place up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:12, archived)

A nice 90s Geocities theme would really improve this comedy forum

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:16, archived)

or perhaps some comedy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:33, archived)

Jokes are b&

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 20:12, archived)

some of us are still here

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 8:27, archived)

꧁𝔂𝓪𝓼𝓼 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷꧂
( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:47, archived)

*slays*

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:48, archived)

-y

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:52, archived)

lolz

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 16:01, archived)

I'm professional ass queen

( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 16:19, archived)

I'm an enthusiastic amateur

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 16:36, archived)

I keep failing the practical

( mongychops, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 17:05, archived)

Fabulosa!
Drinking juicy red wine, making a curry, and playing Florence and the Machine a little too loud.

Yes, no doubt this makes me less alpha than you, you big hairy man. Bend over.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:34, archived)

Red wine with curry?
You monster.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:53, archived)

Gotta have something while youre cooking, right?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:57, archived)

Florence and the Machine with curry?
You monster.
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:17, archived)

indeed
- I suppose you think it should Ravi Shankar?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:59, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 20:12, archived)

Zebedee and cider is the way to go

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 23:27, archived)

Florence and the Machine?
You monster.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:51, archived)

i suppose i could have a machine on its own?
- or a florence?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 20:00, archived)

Neither. Both are completely shit.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 22:39, archived)

You tosser.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 3:35, archived)

Weapon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:36, archived)

Well weapon

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:16, archived)

Proper 1986
bid.captainsauctionwarehouse.com/lot-details/index/catalog/152/lot/41971/720-SKATER-CLASSIC-ARCADE-GAME-ATARI-SKATE-OR-DIE-L-K#mz-expanded-view-1587033443557
( mongychops, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 20:29, archived)

Don't let queef see that

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 22:40, archived)