Of the DEAD Ken- oh hang on, they were actually called that, weren't they.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:47, archived)

Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:49, archived)

Apparently he's had a stroke. I really hope he pulls through,
but all the same, it's quite funny to imagine him saying this in the voice he uses for the spoken-word parts of 'MTV Get Off The Air':

”I hopped out of my bed because I needed to pee, and my left leg just collapsed under me, and I fell to the floor," says Biafra. "I couldn’t even break the fall with my left arm because it wasn’t working either. I tried to hop back up again, and I couldn’t. I realised I had fallen and I can’t get up!

"It was this point I thought, 'Oh shit, I’m having a stroke!'"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Mar 2026, 8:06, archived)

The Jello Biafra quote I always remembered from the 90s is "I've got a fucking liver the size of a fucking chair"
so I'm surprised to find he's still around.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:00, archived)

tiny chair tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:34, archived)

Elton Johnzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:51, archived)

I hope it was a fluffy chair.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:17, archived)

Fresh Fruit For Rotting Corpses

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:54, archived)