not morning

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 13:54, archived)

morning went

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 14:07, archived)

-w +b

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 15:39, archived)

you never hear anyone talking about the GAYS of Hormuz, do you
you'd think in this day and age people would be a bit more inclusive eh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:10, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:18, archived)

and a trans-Hormuz journey is out of the question

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:27, archived)

Apparently the ban on ai content on b3ta extends to /links, i had no idea.
I'm wondering if there's maybe some kind of tradeoff, like perhaps you could just allow a little bit of fake content but then have slightly fewer authentically awful people posting.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:11, archived)

been trying to beat balatro on the plasma deck gold chip lvl
For about 3 weeks.

So hard
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:14, archived)

Christ you're way ahead of me I am SO shit at it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:21, archived)

only deck i got to that level
Starting to feel beating it is impossible
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:26, archived)

Really? It didn't occur to me to develop that one, I've been using checkered and abandoned, might give plasma another try

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:29, archived)

I'm beating it as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 17:06, archived)

which hand do you favor?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 17:10, archived)

Typical yank. Dropped a u

( mongychops, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 18:28, archived)

Haven't played balatro in yonks, canna be arsed

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 21:13, archived)

fucking result
DPD left my mum's flowers outside some random house rather than her own earlier. She went for a look around the neighbourhood and managed to find them - in the meantime M&S gave me a full refund plus a £10 'sorry' voucher.

/blog
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:12, archived)

*something about DP'ing Queef's mum*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Mar 2026, 17:03, archived)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 17:07, archived)

Afternoon
The baby found mum's chocolates and ate half of them. Just glad she hasn't tried eating the flowers.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:13, archived)

i'm watching mrs coldecots cabbage war
Not by choice
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 16:19, archived)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade here

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 17:06, archived)

oh god we both have it bad

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 17:13, archived)

I SHUDDENLY REMEMBERED MY CHARLEMAGNE

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 17:57, archived)

You have chosen....wisely

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 17:57, archived)

I have a soft spot for Indiana Jones
I'm currently watching the stand
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 22:44, archived)