Hey there! I am using WhatsApp.
Not really, I'm using 'herbal cannabis' and 'alcohol'.

Hi gunt's. How's it smegging?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:05, archived)

alt: What's your second favourite software easter egg of all time?
I'm building something that involves mongoloid features unlocked by a physical defect and looking for inspiration.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:06, archived)

More like bongoloid in ur case m8, lol.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:24, archived)

I like the secret 2D platforming mode you unlock by collecting all the restaurant menus in Butthurt Autism 2: The Beakering.

( .Yeti., Thu 19 Mar 2026, 0:24, archived)

alright

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:35, archived)

no m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:48, archived)

Sad!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:55, archived)

Alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:00, archived)

He said 'no m8', can't you fucking read?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:01, archived)

Yah mon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:10, archived)

The boy won battle of the bands at Solent uni today
He is currently somewhere getting pissed with the rest of the band
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 21:07, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 22:32, archived)

Solent Uni is people

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 22:33, archived)

let's talk when you're not on a load of drugs ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:17, archived)

lol load

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:10, archived)

MEDIUM-SIZED DRUGS

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:26, archived)

it's just the tip of a massive drugberg
just the tip lol
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:46, archived)

My arse
Is like a babbons today
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:02, archived)

Bruv a few days back I did ten shits easy
I swear down. Logs, nuggets, squits, grape shot...the fucking LOT m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:19, archived)

So far off the Bristol Stool Chart it's halfway to Weston-Super-Mare.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:23, archived)

^ Jacob Diarrhoea

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:35, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:36, archived)

Does Barnaby Bear shit in the woods?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 21:03, archived)

alright
chucked my job in today, fuck that employment malarkey
( broadsword, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 21:17, archived)

Did you flounce? Were you escorted out? Do you want a loan with somewhat unusual repayment requirements?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 0:45, archived)

Yes

( broadsword, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 5:50, archived)

Nice one m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 8:34, archived)