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Hey there! I am using WhatsApp.
Not really, I'm using 'herbal cannabis' and 'alcohol'.

Hi gunt's. How's it smegging?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:05, Reply)
alt: What's your second favourite software easter egg of all time?
I'm building something that involves mongoloid features unlocked by a physical defect and looking for inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:06, Reply)
More like bongoloid in ur case m8, lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:24, Reply)
I like the secret 2D platforming mode you unlock by collecting all the restaurant menus in Butthurt Autism 2: The Beakering.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 19 Mar 2026, 0:24, Reply)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:35, Reply)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:48, Reply)
Sad!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:55, Reply)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:00, Reply)
He said 'no m8', can't you fucking read?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:01, Reply)
Yah mon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:10, Reply)
The boy won battle of the bands at Solent uni today
He is currently somewhere getting pissed with the rest of the band
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 21:07, Reply)
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 22:32, Reply)
Solent Uni is people

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 22:33, Reply)
let's talk when you're not on a load of drugs ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:17, Reply)
lol load

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:10, Reply)
MEDIUM-SIZED DRUGS

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:26, Reply)
it's just the tip of a massive drugberg
just the tip lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:46, Reply)
My arse
Is like a babbons today
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:02, Reply)
Bruv a few days back I did ten shits easy
I swear down. Logs, nuggets, squits, grape shot...the fucking LOT m8
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:19, Reply)
So far off the Bristol Stool Chart it's halfway to Weston-Super-Mare.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:23, Reply)
^ Jacob Diarrhoea

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:35, Reply)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:36, Reply)
Does Barnaby Bear shit in the woods?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 21:03, Reply)
alright
chucked my job in today, fuck that employment malarkey
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 21:17, Reply)
Did you flounce? Were you escorted out? Do you want a loan with somewhat unusual repayment requirements?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 0:45, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 5:50, Reply)
Nice one m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 8:34, Reply)