I'm going Shoreditch for a load of spicy squid and noodles
Might as well squart on a squirrel whilst I'm about it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:48, archived)

Day off, innit.
Cheers Queef's.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:50, archived)

Nice one Trouse
Enjoy, m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:55, archived)

My sister-in-law's kids thought 'cookery' wasn't a real word
Fucking Americans, right guys?!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:54, archived)

of course it's a real word
it's the bits at the tops of trees where all the cooks live
( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:00, archived)

That's what I said
Stupid wankers
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:07, archived)

Stankers, maybe yours will catch on.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:12, archived)

covfefe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:55, archived)

American English is differently oriented in a couple ways, travelers know this.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:52, archived)

I could care less about this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 15:38, archived)

It is what it is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:00, archived)

you do you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 19:01, archived)

That might be one of the worst ones...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 22:40, archived)

Sounds like a plan!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 23:16, archived)

Bad optics.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 23:24, archived)

small measures

(piss and shit, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 12:30, archived)

small beer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 1:32, archived)