If they could fucking walk away from next door's driveway and patio, they wouldn't need to die.
Seriously though, the guys cut down the biggest problem tree yesterday so I can count the rings. It was 29 years old, but it's put on about 30cm of diameter in the 7 years we've lived here, so no wonder it's causing problems. Fat cunts need to go.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 18:51, archived)

B3ta, you mean.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 31 Mar 2026, 20:32, archived)

You fucking what? I do remember you saying you were moving, was that really 7 years ago?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 22:40, archived)

You can't tell from rings. You got conned.

( mongychops, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 22:55, archived)

treeception

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 6:34, archived)

ringception tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 21:21, archived)