"Commander Reid Wiseman says the Orion spacecraft crew 'saw sights that no human has ever seen', while pilot Victor Glover says there are 'no adjectives' to describe what they observed"
Fuck's sake, would it have killed these cunts to do the obvious Blade Runner quote?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 8:18, archived)

What, 'let me tell you about my mother'?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 8:22, archived)

'do you like our owl?'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 9:25, archived)

"He showed you his, but when it got to be your turn you chickened and ran"

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 9:34, archived)

So wow thats a neato what now right.

Response so far has been a little strange.

Now my replicant a guy in another corporation made it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 9:52, archived)

i just want to say this was a very funny thing that what you thought then typed onto the wonderful new internet contraption

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:28, archived)

my name is Roy Batty and i live in a Tyrell Corporation factory. it is fantastic. i sound like Rutger Hauer. i like Rutger Hauer. one time he went to Orion. i went to Orion. but some kid burnt my attack ships. i didnt like it.

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 8:27, archived)

i am a blade runner
i haev a Voigt-Kampf apparatus and I hang onto roof ledges w/ my fingertips.
If you don't repost this on 10 other pages I will come into your decaying apartment building tonight and make a mess of your Replicants.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 Apr 2026, 8:48, archived)

I just don't think replicants are your forte.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 9:34, archived)

Looks like a lady but really it's a replicant.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 10:10, archived)

DROID LOOKS LIKE A LADY

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 11:58, archived)