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New cat has arrived
he's very sweet. Original cat is fucking livid about the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 8:07, Reply)
I used to have two cats but I got them at the same time
If I introduced a new cat to the one I have now he’d probably leave
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 8:14, Reply)
The cat rescue shelter is advising us through the ordeal
the old cat does get on with one of the neighbour's moggies so we recon she will adjust. May take a while tho.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 9:58, Reply)
invest in calming hormone collars
and room spray
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 10:28, Reply)
and a decent pet like a fucking dog you moron

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 11:20, Reply)
We did think about that but thought no
dogs are for cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 11:23, Reply)
that's true. dogs are for cunts. cats are for wankers.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 11:42, Reply)
Fucken' right and don't you forget it.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 14:06, Reply)
forget what?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 14:14, Reply)
We may do but it's early days
and Aggie (resident) is not freaking out too much, she's just not happy with this other cat in a cage in the living room.

Boswon (new addition) is very affectionate and friendly but a bit jumpy. He was found as a stray in a park so I wonder if he escaped someone's home or maybe was dumped. He's very happy to be in a house around people and he was quite chilled to see another cat so he won't be a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 11:29, Reply)
despite all my rage i am still just a cat in a cage

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 12:19, Reply)
Boston, not Boswon. Bowson would be a great cat's name tho.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 14:08, Reply)
Yeah I had a similar situation with my ex

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 9:33, Reply)
Did she jump over the garden fence in a huff
and shit in the neighbour's flower bed too?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 9:56, Reply)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 10:24, Reply)
You used to go out with 2can?
I sense the dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-diddly-dums at the end of Eastenders about to play out...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 11:20, Reply)
I sure did

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 11:38, Reply)
Did he take your temperature without using his hands at all?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 14:09, Reply)
we all have mate
he's a right slag
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 12:04, Reply)
that slag broke my achy beaky heart

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 12:22, Reply)