Yeah I had a similar situation with my ex

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 9:33, archived)

Did she jump over the garden fence in a huff
and shit in the neighbour's flower bed too?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 9:56, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 10:24, archived)

You used to go out with 2can?
I sense the dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-diddly-dums at the end of Eastenders about to play out...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 11:20, archived)

I sure did

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 11:38, archived)

Did he take your temperature without using his hands at all?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 14:09, archived)

we all have mate
he's a right slag
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 12:04, archived)

that slag broke my achy beaky heart

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 12:22, archived)