Afternoon, piss.
I've just started a Scrabble game against my mother-in-law with FELCH.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 May 2026, 13:23, Reply)

is felch in the scrabble dictionary?

(piss and shit, Sat 2 May 2026, 14:34, Reply)

No, it’s in the vagina or anus.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 May 2026, 15:38, Reply)

well get it out, man

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 2 May 2026, 15:54, Reply)

Well clearly, because it's an online game and it let me play the word.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 May 2026, 17:15, Reply)

The End Is The Beginning Is The End is now my earworm.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 May 2026, 17:23, Reply)

Apparently he wasn't singing "felch me out", I've been singing it wrong all these years

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 May 2026, 17:31, Reply)