morning
51 today, going for a curry later
(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 9:18, Reply)

hpbd2u
off down the South Bank for a pal's 50th
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 May 2026, 9:28, Reply)

watch out for Melvyn Bragg

(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 9:46, Reply)

alwez

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:45, Reply)

Happy Birthday, piss

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 May 2026, 9:42, Reply)

cheers cheers

(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 9:46, Reply)

Sounds like urine for a treat.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 May 2026, 10:36, Reply)

might get some 50 pee ham

(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:55, Reply)

Did the ham shop slash their prices?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 May 2026, 10:59, Reply)

there wazz a sale on, yeah

(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 11:18, Reply)

alright, happy birthday

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2026, 12:31, Reply)

ta

(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 13:01, Reply)

you beautiful young brute

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 14:31, Reply)

aw shucks

(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 14:47, Reply)

are you familiar with the term 'grooming'?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2026, 16:11, Reply)

shhhhhh
Nobody's talking to you

Does b3ta have private chat rooms? Asking for a friend
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 17:25, Reply)