Sorry I was having a shit

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 May 2026, 9:41, Reply)

no real excuses, please
hang on a minute. for half an hour?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:50, Reply)

it's not a proper sunday morning shit
unless both of your legs have gone to sleep
(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:56, Reply)

i'm in and out lickety split

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:58, Reply)

I use toilet paper

(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 11:18, Reply)

yeah well i haven't used tp since the great covid wars

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 11:19, Reply)

Humphrey Lyttleton's panel show concept needed a little tweaking before the BBC commissioned it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 May 2026, 11:11, Reply)

L Sh
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 May 2026, 11:13, Reply)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 May 2026, 11:17, Reply)