EXCLUSIVE: I visited beautiful overlooked city under 2 hours from London locals say is 'now cool'

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 May 2026, 9:59, archived)

Milton Keynes?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 5 May 2026, 10:00, archived)

If you travel by ICBM, pretty much everywhere is under 2 hours from London.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 May 2026, 10:02, archived)

If you are close enough to an exploding ICBM in London any part of you is minutes from London

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 May 2026, 10:51, archived)

Newport?
It's definitely not Newport.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 May 2026, 10:06, archived)

I didn't click on the link soz, so it could be anywhere
I'm guessing Sterling, Scotland, using a glider to get there
( $$ ✅, Tue 5 May 2026, 11:17, archived)

Seems a bit weird to get a glider from London just to go to a furniture shop in Tillicoultry

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 May 2026, 11:32, archived)

Oh god, Dougie Donnelly flashback alert!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 5 May 2026, 11:54, archived)

Remember that one time he popped up with a moustache, I still have flaskbacks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 May 2026, 12:04, archived)

Nope. Did he do adverts where he was wearing an Admiral outfit with the hat etc?
Weird wank, but I got there in the end.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 5 May 2026, 12:15, archived)

Nuclear flaskbacks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 May 2026, 13:32, archived)

flaskback shark

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 May 2026, 13:38, archived)