Hello
if you're pushing that prick down the board I'm gonna update you with the cat situation in the house.

New cat, Boston, is really enjoying being in the house and is very affectionate and playful but still quite insecure. He's caught sight of Aggie a few times and makes cute noises at her.

Aggie is utterly unimpressed at his needy whining. She's been leaving and entering the house through a bedroom window to avoid him but has been getting closer and is not hissing as much so that's progress.

We've done the usual stuff of zoning the house and letting them slowly see each other from a distance, swapping things that smell of each other. Tonight we may break out the cat-calm scent plug in diffusers and let them both out at the same time. See what happens. Fur may fly.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:40, archived)

^ getting mad pussy

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:43, archived)

Lol plug

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:45, archived)

I think you are doing beautiful things here
( vladimir, Thu 7 May 2026, 10:17, archived)

That's EXACTLY what I said to Boston yesterday
as he emptied his bowels in front of me and produced two turds that would make a bear proud. God. The smell. He also pisses with the power of a pressure washer. They neighbours garden's are NOT going to know what hit them when this boi is finallly allowed out...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 May 2026, 10:56, archived)

and yet people on here think that dog owners are cunts, at least we pick our pet's shit up

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 7 May 2026, 12:05, archived)

posting this again
vole.wtf/dog-poo-golf/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2026, 1:00, archived)

cat-calm scent butt
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 May 2026, 12:32, archived)