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Pushing that prick down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:24, archived)
Why are you like this?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:29, archived)
Maybe...
www.nhs.uk/conditions/fetal-alcohol-spectrum-disorder/
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:35, archived)
I think you're on to something

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:44, archived)
FASD and furious

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 7 May 2026, 12:45, archived)
Gin Diesel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 7 May 2026, 12:55, archived)
Ludapissed

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 7 May 2026, 14:45, archived)
Tokyo Drink

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 7 May 2026, 15:05, archived)
Fatal Amstrad Spectrum Commodoreder

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 May 2026, 13:31, archived)
FASDBURGERS

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 May 2026, 13:42, archived)
Fage Against She Machine
Fanic! At She Disco
Fool And She Dang
Frankie Aoes So Dollywood
Fike And She Dechanics
Furiosity Ailled She Dat
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 7 May 2026, 13:50, archived)
The New Fast Automatic Saffodilld

(piss and shit, Thu 7 May 2026, 15:39, archived)
I was born this way

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:44, archived)
l'orrible

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 7 May 2026, 16:05, archived)
Hello
if you're pushing that prick down the board I'm gonna update you with the cat situation in the house.

New cat, Boston, is really enjoying being in the house and is very affectionate and playful but still quite insecure. He's caught sight of Aggie a few times and makes cute noises at her.

Aggie is utterly unimpressed at his needy whining. She's been leaving and entering the house through a bedroom window to avoid him but has been getting closer and is not hissing as much so that's progress.

We've done the usual stuff of zoning the house and letting them slowly see each other from a distance, swapping things that smell of each other. Tonight we may break out the cat-calm scent plug in diffusers and let them both out at the same time. See what happens. Fur may fly.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:40, archived)
^ getting mad pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:43, archived)
Lol plug

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:45, archived)

I think you are doing beautiful things here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 7 May 2026, 10:17, archived)
That's EXACTLY what I said to Boston yesterday
as he emptied his bowels in front of me and produced two turds that would make a bear proud. God. The smell. He also pisses with the power of a pressure washer. They neighbours garden's are NOT going to know what hit them when this boi is finallly allowed out...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 May 2026, 10:56, archived)
and yet people on here think that dog owners are cunts, at least we pick our pet's shit up

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 7 May 2026, 12:05, archived)
posting this again
vole.wtf/dog-poo-golf/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 8 May 2026, 1:00, archived)

cat-calm scent butt
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 May 2026, 12:32, archived)
Fucking cash machine ate my card

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 7 May 2026, 8:56, archived)
There's a punk song in there

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 May 2026, 9:01, archived)
Didn't realise westerners were still fascinating in Vietnam. Thought they saw loads up to the early 70s

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 May 2026, 9:14, archived)
have you had an egg coffee yet?
I kinda liked it
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 7 May 2026, 9:19, archived)
Nah, only really my first day. I'm strolling around trying to get pissed. It's not that easy .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 May 2026, 9:25, archived)
This is a yolk, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 May 2026, 9:25, archived)
A raw yolk at that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 May 2026, 9:30, archived)
guilty laugh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 7 May 2026, 10:18, archived)
I grew up believing Charlie never forgets

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 May 2026, 10:38, archived)
I thought that was elephants.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 May 2026, 11:08, archived)
Gooks too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 May 2026, 11:23, archived)
Got that in China too, despite there being loads of us.
I think it's the folk who have travelled from their village to the big city for the first time in their lives. We don't tend to stray too far from the tourist routes, so they probably haven't seen one before.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 7 May 2026, 10:42, archived)
In a small place in Japan school buses would stop so the kids could wave and take pictures. Walked past a primary school at home time. Many chats

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 May 2026, 10:52, archived)
Hows the sucky-sucky?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 May 2026, 13:44, archived)
$10

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 May 2026, 14:48, archived)
horbs

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 7 May 2026, 9:19, archived)