Gonnie Tyler

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 9 May 2026, 13:52, archived)

i will not entertain this with a response

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 9 May 2026, 13:55, archived)

If it bothers you,
turn around
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 9 May 2026, 14:11, archived)

It's an ass-ache, nothing but an ass-ache

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 May 2026, 14:30, archived)

I recommend more lube and more time spent on warmup preparations.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 May 2026, 16:41, archived)

fuck until your balls break

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 May 2026, 17:28, archived)

🐢 🔌

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 May 2026, 17:43, archived)

*is* a Welsh singer
Still alive and kicking so I can’t link to my, quite frankly, hilarious pun from earlier
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 May 2026, 19:02, archived)