As your PM, my first piece of legislation is to ban the use of the word 'Hysteria' before 11am.
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 May 2026, 14:06,
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But what if someone asks me what the best Def Leppard album is at 10:30am?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 14:49,
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Then mispronounce it, goddammit!
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 May 2026, 15:04,
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what has Pyromania got to do with this?
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piss and shit, Tue 12 May 2026, 15:25,
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Tina Turnerzzzz
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 15:44,
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who needs a heart when a heart can be turned into a meaty crisp by a blowtorch
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2026, 18:36,
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+r
of the word Karl
before 11am
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 May 2026, 16:05,
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