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Afternoon for PM!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 May 2026, 13:14, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 13:23, archived)
MISERYCUNT 4 PM!!!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 12 May 2026, 13:42, archived)
no, see, that doesn't work

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:02, archived)
Nor does the current PM!
Haha! Satire!
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 May 2026, 18:22, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 12 May 2026, 19:53, archived)
As your PM, my first piece of legislation is to ban the use of the word 'Hysteria' before 11am.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 May 2026, 14:06, archived)
But what if someone asks me what the best Def Leppard album is at 10:30am?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 14:49, archived)
Then mispronounce it, goddammit!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 May 2026, 15:04, archived)
what has Pyromania got to do with this?

(piss and shit, Tue 12 May 2026, 15:25, archived)
Tina Turnerzzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 15:44, archived)
who needs a heart when a heart can be turned into a meaty crisp by a blowtorch

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2026, 18:36, archived)

+r
of the word Karl
before 11am
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 May 2026, 16:05, archived)
My mother in law is staying at the moment and is recuperating from a shoulder injury
She managed a partial Nazi salute earlier, demonstrating that her physiotherapy is working a treat, but that she's in danger of turning a bit fascist in her gestures.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 May 2026, 14:15, archived)
Get her a b3ta login, she'll fit right in on /links.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 14:48, archived)
Does she think the salute will heil her?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:54, archived)
Is it necrotizing fascist-itis?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 May 2026, 18:26, archived)
👏

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 21:01, archived)
🫷

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 May 2026, 18:11, archived)
Enjoy your afternoon pissing yourself

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 May 2026, 16:06, archived)
help help cannot stop laughing at this combination of words

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 16:11, archived)

oh christ I'm overtired again aren't I
well that's just marvellous isn't it absolutely fucking marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 16:12, archived)
PYL?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 May 2026, 16:48, archived)
lol quite

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:25, archived)
Gonnie Tyler

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 12 May 2026, 16:07, archived)
Salt-N-Peepa

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2026, 16:58, archived)
Wazoo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:01, archived)
The Slash

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:01, archived)
Midge Urine

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:03, archived)
very difficult to detect

(piss and shit, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:13, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:28, archived)
Dancing with Piss in My Eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:42, archived)
oh god fuck that song, FUCK it 😭

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 21:02, archived)
Piss Kross

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:03, archived)
alright Andres Serrano

(piss and shit, Tue 12 May 2026, 20:10, archived)
Pee-pee Peniston

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:04, archived)
lol penis

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:04, archived)
Leaking Heads

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:28, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2026, 18:36, archived)
honestly I also lol'd. bad form I know but in my defence, it is very very good

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2026, 21:04, archived)
Bette Widler

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:34, archived)
Mr. Pisster

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:45, archived)
Piss de Burgh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 May 2026, 17:47, archived)
Pissie Hynde

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 May 2026, 22:28, archived)
Evening
I have to be in work tomorrow, but I still feel like hammered shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 12 May 2026, 18:15, archived)
or 'findus crispy pancakes' as they are known
weird craving but not unheard of
(piss and shit, Tue 12 May 2026, 18:49, archived)