I wonder what his b3ta username is
www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/26107220.cumbria-man-smeared-poo-kendal-police-station---sentence/
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 May 2026, 19:31, archived)

"Subscribe to read this article"
We need details, Cheers. Come on!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2026, 20:53, archived)

This site is your friend
www.removepaywall.com/
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 May 2026, 20:58, archived)

i like that
it's a bit clunky to use but it worked on a washington post article
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 May 2026, 2:07, archived)

"The defendant smeared his human faeces, commonly known as a dirty protest, within the police station custody area. He pleads guilty on the basis he did not do this within a custody cell"
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 May 2026, 20:59, archived)

It may have been custardy to start with, but it didn't stay custardy for long.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 May 2026, 23:57, archived)

Queef Smegwin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 May 2026, 21:16, archived)

Err, I mean yeah I wonder too

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 May 2026, 21:18, archived)

Smeggers plays pop

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 15 May 2026, 21:34, archived)