“With the calf’s giant ears, long snout and playful personality, we think it’s the perfect fit for a proper good shagging”
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:26, archived)

That's almost my dating profile word-for-word, except for the bit about being a calf.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 10:34, archived)

...because that would be weird

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:27, archived)

Exactly, you get me.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:50, archived)

OH MY GOOD GOD THE EARRRRS

( vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 14:13, archived)