Two. Crikey...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04216r5n07o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 May 2026, 13:40, archived)

2/7 getting your balls caught in the gap between the door and the frame

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 22 May 2026, 13:48, archived)

2/7 John Craven nip slip pics

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 May 2026, 13:59, archived)

NIGEL FARAGE NUDE PICS

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 22 May 2026, 14:03, archived)

dog poo golf

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2026, 15:23, archived)

Were those questions about German domestic policy (1933-45) and the relative proportions of the Caucasoid and Negroid cranium?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 May 2026, 14:09, archived)

Ever read Himmler's Crusade?
Strong recommend
www.penguin.co.uk/books/333736/himmlers-crusade-by-christopher-hale/9780553824278
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 May 2026, 14:42, archived)

That does sound pretty interesting.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 May 2026, 18:05, archived)

4/7 flaky taint

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 May 2026, 14:50, archived)

5/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 22 May 2026, 15:25, archived)

Judeath Chalmers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 May 2026, 15:36, archived)

Judith Embalmers

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 22 May 2026, 15:45, archived)

Wish You Were Alive

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 May 2026, 15:51, archived)

5/7 Perfect score

(piss and shit, Fri 22 May 2026, 16:02, archived)

3/7, gnome with a hadron.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 May 2026, 16:23, archived)