I dunno, my dad knew a bloke called Donald McDonald. He lived in Cardonald.
That's 'pretty Scottish'.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 26 May 2026, 11:40, archived)

It betrays a certain lack of imagination, that's for sure.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 12:17, archived)

It's a shame this guy doesn't live in Keith
uk.linkedin.com/in/keith-mckeith-8162ab141
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 12:32, archived)

I can beat that.
I used to have a customer called Hamish McSporran
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 May 2026, 14:40, archived)

I used to give methadone to Jock McJock from Jockton

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 14:49, archived)

I used to sleep in the kings cross railway sidings with Wee Jimmy McHeroin

(piss and shit, Tue 26 May 2026, 14:53, archived)

I made a copper statue of Jimmy Shand.
I call it my Cu Jimmy
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 14:56, archived)

Heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:11, archived)

You utter Cu nt

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:21, archived)