Stealing 400 grand and then treating your wife to some 9ct gold jewellery is the most Scottish thing I've ever heard.www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5pp2pee7go
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 11:24,
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Using embezzled cash to buy a motorhome and a Jag...and Grand Theft Auto.
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I dunno, my dad knew a bloke called Donald McDonald. He lived in Cardonald.That's 'pretty Scottish'.
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It betrays a certain lack of imagination, that's for sure.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 12:17,
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It's a shame this guy doesn't live in Keithuk.linkedin.com/in/keith-mckeith-8162ab141
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I can beat that.I used to have a customer called Hamish McSporran
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2026, 14:40,
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I used to sleep in the kings cross railway sidings with Wee Jimmy McHeroin(, Tue 26 May 2026, 14:53, archived)
Spoke to one of my SNP lifer neighbours about him last night.Well, first thing she said when I walked past with the dog was "... and don't talk to me about Murrell!" but then she spoke about him anyway. As expected, she knew him since he was 18.
Same neighbour whose campervan was torched last year, terrifying experience for them and us, but I dun a lol when she herself said "what is it with the SNP and campervans?"
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If I ask very very nicely would you dm me the specifics on this, I am prepared to be very grateful in payment
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 11:55,
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I'm not a hack, just incredibly nosy on what real people really say
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 11:57,
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She really didn't say anything other than that she can't believe he did it.Seems to be a lot of that going around in SNP circles.
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Do you have any idea why your neighbour's campervan was torched?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 12:11,
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Just opportunistic neds, it was prominent on the corner.They were never caught, as far as I know. Pretty sure it wasn't an inside job because they had Sturgeon's lesbian lover in it or anything.
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It's been par for the course for terminally online headbanging ScotsNats to dismiss this sort of thing as an unfounded smear by the perfidious Sassenachs for years,but that explanation is rather scotched (so to speak) in this case by the fact he's admitted it.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 12:21,
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Yes, I was amusing myself earlier by looking up some of the outrage when the tent went up.(, Tue 26 May 2026, 12:29, archived)
The SNP went from being a small operationto the government of Scotland in a very short time. They never went through the process of building governance over time, and they never got to make mistakes along the way and be forced to be transparent and accountable. The problem is, they've not suffered electorally from this so they won't be under pressure to face up to their issues.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 May 2026, 12:50,
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Oh there were plenty of attempts at governance, it was just shut down by the clique at the top.(, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:04, archived)
I hear you but my theory is they all wear too many leggings(
vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:10,
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That's to smother the fire in their pants BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL LIARS, SEE?(, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:13, archived)
do you think he bought lots of pairs of fancy leggings, bet he did, probably the kind that cost seventy-five pounds and are meant for yoga(
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You seem to know an awful lot about it vladimir, or should I say NICOLA?!?(, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:31, archived)
GOD though doesn't it always seem so pathetic, in the end, what we all sell ourselves out for so cheaply. a handful of magic beans that aren't actually magic. a car, a few trinkets, the shiny nothings that weigh so very much less than all the stuff that actually has worth
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:32,
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David People's first draft really was shit before Rutger Hauer changed it.(, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:37, archived)
I don't want to stir up any trouble, mongs, but I think he was talking specifically about you.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 14:12,
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The world will be a better place when you've been tortured to death?(, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:22, archived)
"Gaz mongychops, for he is omniscient"(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:02,
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A Jewish hippy who never had a proper job or got laid, and went around causing lots of trouble? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 17:24,
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Now that's not quite fair.I don't recall Gonz causing any trouble or being much of a hippy.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 17:50,
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Well like I said - he never caused any trouble.(Although he was always ready to KICK THE FUCK OFF if anyone dissed his Quean of Hart's, Lady Di.)
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 19:48,
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The older she gets the more she looks like Mary from Rab C. Nesbit(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:53,
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She pals about with Elaine C Smith all the time, could be worse, she could start looking like Val McDermid(, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:11, archived)
I'd go for a night on the tiles with those threeI bet they'd start with a bottle of Buckfast.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:14,
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I'm quite sure they wouldn't, that's an odd stereotype to lunge for(, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:24, archived)
Did you know, McDermid comes from a working-class family in Fife.[1][2]
She studied English at St Hilda's College, Oxford,[3]
where she was the first student to be admitted from a Scottish state school.[4]
I didn't get this from wikipedia
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She studied English at St Hilda's College, that's where I, caught her, aye
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 18:35,
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I said, pretend that you're not scottish, she laughed and said oh you're so comic, I said yeah well, I can't see anyone else from scotland here
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 18:38,
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I always liked Frankie Boyle's Braveheart joke:"Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now. An alcoholic racist."
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Trump's nothing like Hitler.There's no way he could write a book.
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The Art of the Deal was ghostwrittenDunno if there are any others purportedly written by him, CBA to find out.
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And Hitler's book in it's original form was unreadable. Till it was completely changed. (
mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:46,
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It won't be what he wrote. His was the ramblings of a madman(
mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:35,
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It's about time Hitler's ghost wrote Mein Kampf 2(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:58,
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Fucking thing's not even in English, for a start.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 17:51,
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there's no way I'll be able to find it but there was a fantasic long read by the ghost writer of that very book, mainly about what a cunt he is, as far as I can recall. Mind you that's a bit of a barrel-shoot, isn't it, as a theme
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:08,
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well...that was a lot easier than I thought it would be
www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:09,
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OH LA DE DA NEIL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?(
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