She pals about with Elaine C Smith all the time, could be worse, she could start looking like Val McDermid

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:11, archived)

I'd go for a night on the tiles with those three
I bet they'd start with a bottle of Buckfast.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:14, archived)

I'm quite sure they wouldn't, that's an odd stereotype to lunge for

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:24, archived)

Did you know, McDermid comes from a working-class family in Fife.[1][2]
She studied English at St Hilda's College, Oxford,[3]
where she was the first student to be admitted from a Scottish state school.[4]
I didn't get this from wikipedia
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:45, archived)

I don't believe you.[5]

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 18:05, archived)

She studied English at St Hilda's College, that's where I, caught her, aye
( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 18:35, archived)

I said, pretend that you're not scottish, she laughed and said oh you're so comic, I said yeah well, I can't see anyone else from scotland here
( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 18:38, archived)