lololololglad I was here for one of the Great Threads
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vladimir, Thu 28 May 2026, 22:55,
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what I want you to do right now please MiseryCuntis to just close your eyes for a moment and take one deep breath in and then let it out again, slowly, as if you were a cow standing in the middle of the very best field in the whole world, with your hooves sunk into the softest, moistest, greenest high spring grass you can imagine, and your wet snout snuffling the dewy verdancy of the meadowgrowth all around you, it smells sweet and good and of the best of all things, a bright day before you after the winter, all the long dark winter in the confines of the barn, now you're out and under a kind warm blue sky, you think about taking a bite of the blades, and as you bite, you feel a complete acceptance, of everything that you were, everything you are, and everything you will go on to be from this moment, for all of your future moments, flow through you, a bone-deep, heart-deep acceptance, a complete giving-in, to everything that you are. it's all good. you are you, and that is exactly good and right and enough, and always will be
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vladimir, Thu 28 May 2026, 23:23,
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this sounds exactly like something a monk would say at a buddhist retreati now have reached the 4th jhāna
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 28 May 2026, 23:36,
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I mean, they're mostly silent, those retreats(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 May 2026, 0:05,
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what did you catch? anything I'd recognize?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 May 2026, 2:23,
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They are sort of like perch. Snakehead gourami I think, according to ai (
mongychops, Fri 29 May 2026, 2:46,
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they grow up to 12" it says here, is that right? Edit, no, Claude tells lies, snakeheads can be huge, it was bullshitShopping list:
Mekong Giant Catfish
Asian Redtail Catfish
Siamese Carp
Barramundi
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 May 2026, 2:55,
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you are happy in the retreatbut something is puzzling you
another monk ambles past, leaning towards you then away. a regular sway. their heavy breath, sweet with the meadows, filling the air about you, their feet knocking gently on the flagstones of the cloister as they depart
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vladimir, Fri 29 May 2026, 0:11,
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you try to stop the next monk who passes. you know it's forbidden to talk to the monks, but you have to. please, you say. please, I need - the monk pauses, looks at you with their deep, reflective eyes. Mmmmmmmmm, says the monk. lowers their head again, sways off. oh thank you, you say. yes I see. but the monk has moved away now, not listening to you
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vladimir, Fri 29 May 2026, 0:14,
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and you realise, with the quiet changenoise of a small pebble being dropped through the still surface of a lake. glop, goes the thought, into, or perhaps out of, your mind. moonks, you think to yourself. of course, moonks
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vladimir, Fri 29 May 2026, 0:35,
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Valid excuse here for wet trousers. The hose to wash your arse is like a pressure washer. (
mongychops, Fri 29 May 2026, 1:12,
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