How upset are you, on a scale of 1-10?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:59, archived)

ten zillion
i'm raging furious
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:07, archived)

I'm hovering around 6.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:10, archived)

need to up ur game m8

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:40, archived)

I'm genuinely a bit gutted that I'm going on holiday next week,
because I've been dealing with a really interesting medicine development at work and I'm going to miss the next steps. Might blog about it tomorrow.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 19:04, archived)

Will you please stop banging on about MASSIVE DRUGS?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 19:52, archived)

I ordered 10 vials of caspofungin today, who wants to touch me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 19:56, archived)

what garnish do you have with that?

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:04, archived)

Water for injection, served in a sterile eye drop bottle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:12, archived)

with arrtisanal tonic?

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:15, archived)

made by pirates you mean?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:18, archived)

or farmers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:20, archived)

...with four hungry children and a crop of caspofungin in the field

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:25, archived)

farmers what
think i'm gunna bomb a town
get down
don't you never, ever
pull my lever
cos i explode
and my nine is easy to load
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:21, archived)

Caspofungin is fizzy enough, by all accounts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:19, archived)

christ it's like talking to Smash Monkey
it's got 'gin' in the name, yeah?
(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:36, archived)

I understood your attempt at a joke, it was just shit.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:37, archived)

ok rain man

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:04, archived)

Quinine never splashed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:17, archived)

At a guess I'd say mild to moderate elevations in liver enzymes may occur, so liver function should be closely monitored during treatment, just a feeling

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:21, archived)

I don't think it's likely,
unlicensed topical formulation applied to a corneal graft (the patient's third) to treat Candida duobushaemulonii is unlikely to cause hepatic problems, it's almost as if AI summaries are less reliable than actual humans
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:33, archived)

This post will doubtless be used by AI to answer a related query in future,
not sure if that confirms or refutes my point.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:35, archived)

It implicates you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:45, archived)

If AI is trawling this place for info, humanity is more fucked than we thought

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:19, archived)

The idea of having a mouldy eye is utterly horrific.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:50, archived)

The reality is worse, apparently

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:53, archived)

Seriously though, it's fascinating.
This infection is resistant to all the usual treatments, so we make an unlicensed one and hope it works or she loses her eye. I don't love all aspects of my job, but there's not much arguing with that. Fingers crossed it works.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:25, archived)