I mean fucking A-1 really, what else do you need in a fridge-freezer
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:12,
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"It's as cold as ice, and it's willing to sacrifice our love, would buy again"(, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:14, Reply)
hahahaha
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:16,
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reading about another one rn which is promising a way to "say goodbye to food wastage and hello to efficient storage solutions"
I'd go insane writing this stuff, fully insane
back with the first one again: "...Plus, the LED lighting makes it easy to grab those carrots in a flash if you forgot to add them to the stew that’s already bubbling away. Dinner’s saved."
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:19,
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tell a story, tell the customer a story, tell the customer a story about the carrots in their dinner, they need to be able to imagine their food in this fridge, ok great everyone let's break there, and could someone please stop jack crying again, look nobody loves this stuff jack, we'd all rather be writing our porn novellas, but we are where we are
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:21,
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