afternoon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:33, Reply)

I'm just going to be honest here, there's a hmmm? thing I do which I only started doing because it's annoying as fuck and now it's starting to appear when I speak to people
It's in place of 'duh'. Where did you put the vegetables? In the vegetable drawer, hmmm?
It helps if you make it sound friendly, because it clearly isn't, and that's even more annoying, hmmm?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:43, Reply)

I hope you do it in as Yoda-ish a voice as possible.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:49, Reply)

Again with the nerdy, seeing a pattern here, YOUR POOR WIFE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:54, Reply)

She fucking loves it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:59, Reply)

Loves it she fucking does, hmmm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 15:29, Reply)

I'm levitating as I type this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 15:36, Reply)

I'm force-pulling your bulbous fuselage from the swamp right now IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 15:58, Reply)

^ the hmmmminator

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:58, Reply)

a nice classic pass-ag move, well done
aligned with body tension and a clenched mouth, a sound standing in for the unspoken words clamped and held inside the throat. cousin of the bright, brittle smile and the hard stare
( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 14:16, Reply)

I like your take on this vlad but I've got more of a pull-the-chin-in-and-raise-the-old-eyebrows thing going on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 15:39, Reply)

hmm ok lemme think

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 15:58, Reply)

OH NO

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 15:59, Reply)

hmmm?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 18:42, Reply)

hmmm ok
I'm going with bruised-by-life, drawing-in-of-horns, yet knowing, quietly, wearily, deep inside, that one is right on this, often has been right, in fact, and often ignored, will be again, but still, one is right, that kind of thing, hmmm?
( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 20:21, Reply)

too much chin, vlad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 20:38, Reply)

Once there was this boy who
Had a lot of vegetables and had to store them safely, but
When he tried to store them
He put
Them all in all of the wrong drawers
He couldn't understand where
He really should have put them
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 16:07, Reply)

That's the second post I've done about that song recently, it must live rent-free in my head

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 16:08, Reply)

Crash Test Hummmies

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 16:13, Reply)

I heard them playing at T in the Park, that voice was hard to take for multiple songs
didn't watch them obviously, absolute dogshit band
(piss and shit, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 16:48, Reply)

^ proudly upholding /talk's anaphylactic relationship with talent

( .Yeti., Wed 24 Jun 2026, 16:59, Reply)

the drag queen?

(piss and shit, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 17:49, Reply)

ahahahahaha fucking hellll
( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 20:23, Reply)

P in the Park, more like!!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 18:15, Reply)

YES YES YES YES YESSSSS

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 20:23, Reply)

Good morning, hmmm?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:46, Reply)

Good morning Viethmmm

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 15:58, Reply)

phmmmmfffff

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 16:02, Reply)

feel like pure shit just want Keir back

( $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 16:59, Reply)

That's SIR Kier, you pleb

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 17:15, Reply)

alright Andy, bit of more than you can chew eh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 8:16, Reply)