Black poo means either too much Guiness, or internal bleeding.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:51, archived)

Or a crap English seaside town

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:52, archived)

Dubin

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:53, archived)

Blackpool!
I actually learned something here,

by mistake
( vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 14:25, archived)

I had one in Croatia after eating a black risotto.
In every sense, that shit was black.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:09, archived)

crni rižot, you eat it not, send it back, it turns shit black

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:48, archived)

very tasty though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:05, archived)

... AND SO WAS THE RISOTTO!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:16, archived)

*brb klaxxon*

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:59, archived)