Nigel Farragone*
*I predict. I recon he'll be out of politics within hours.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 13:23, archived)

Nah, he loves the attention too much

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 13:40, archived)

If you're going to murder a baby, I suppose it makes sense to dress like the grim reaper
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg73rz8r05o
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 13:45, archived)

alright that prick off links who just posts news articles

(piss and shit, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:08, archived)

that doesn't narrow it down much

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:21, archived)

out of interest
who was the short magician you were talking about earlier?
(piss and shit, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:55, archived)

Sadowitz, at least I presume that's who he was talking about

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:56, archived)

Wizbit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 16:27, archived)

fucking lol

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 17:07, archived)

The racist prick, the transphobe, or the misogynist?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:26, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8479632
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:30, archived)

walk into a bar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:53, archived)

quick, barricade the doors and set fire to it
/links, I mean
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:15, archived)

"culpable homicide" as opposed to what? the perfectly ok kind?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:00, archived)

If only there was some form of publicly available and searchable repository of knowledge available to explain

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:09, archived)

and here we are!
search is a bit broken, might be an idea to have someone take a look at that
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:12, archived)

It means that it was really aliens that did it, but they framed her

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:14, archived)

-aliens +vaccines

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:15, archived)

did you see this one, VACCINES DID IT
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/06/idaho-woman-deaths-children
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:16, archived)

I did, and last night in upset mode I briefly found myself blaming RFK jr. for that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:33, archived)

I fucken' knew it
Gonna be cracking open a bottle tonight to celebrate!!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:42, archived)

You know he'll be re-elected easily, right?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:52, archived)

But what if Ant and Dec stood

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:10, archived)

Watch us rep[resent] the con[stituency], watch us rep the con, watch us rep the con, pson

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:12, archived)

Yeah but what if they stood

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:14, archived)

I'm not your standing stone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:17, archived)

I reckon if Count Binface promises free chips for Clacton residents he'd win

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:28, archived)

-residents +seagulls

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:31, archived)

who's on top?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:12, archived)

The Killers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:14, archived)

Depends how hard Restore goes for him
hard to say you're anti-establishment when there's someone futher to the right calling you a corrupt sell-out.

But yeah... he'll probably win again.

And again after he gets recalled but if Andy Burham calls an election in the meantime it could go badly wrong for El Farago.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:30, archived)

Why the fuck would Burnham call an election?
He's got a massive majority to lose and literally nothing to gain.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:32, archived)

Starmer had a massive majority. Hos the fuck did that help him?
Burnham will have all the same problems as Starmer and if he deviates from the manifesto he's going to run into a brick wall. Nothing is going to get any easier in the next two years, why not pick a fight now when Reform are on the way down?

He's a big political gambler and this would be a huge punt, but if he doesn't go for it now he could be in a much worse place in two years.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:39, archived)

You're astute
And correct. But truly the opportunity to see the thicko far right split itself and behead Reform is more beautiful and likely than Burnham gambling, although without Farage he might be more inclined to.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:42, archived)

Looks like everyone except Count Binface is refusing to play his little game.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 9:32, archived)

majority to lose helmit
thing to gain shaft
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 17:23, archived)

Has anyone else noticed mr horrible asking for money on the forum? I felt quite intimidated.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:12, archived)

TEN DOLLARS NOW, SPECIAL OFFER

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:14, archived)

I TEXTED STOP BUT IT STILL GO :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:16, archived)

He’s a fucking pound shop Trump and I hope he dies a painful death

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 17:23, archived)

mr horrible, you mean

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 17:39, archived)