I fucken' knew it
Gonna be cracking open a bottle tonight to celebrate!!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:42, archived)

You know he'll be re-elected easily, right?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:52, archived)

But what if Ant and Dec stood

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:10, archived)

Watch us rep[resent] the con[stituency], watch us rep the con, watch us rep the con, pson

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:12, archived)

Yeah but what if they stood

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:14, archived)

I'm not your standing stone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:17, archived)

I reckon if Count Binface promises free chips for Clacton residents he'd win

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:28, archived)

-residents +seagulls

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:31, archived)

who's on top?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:12, archived)

The Killers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:14, archived)

Depends how hard Restore goes for him
hard to say you're anti-establishment when there's someone futher to the right calling you a corrupt sell-out.

But yeah... he'll probably win again.

And again after he gets recalled but if Andy Burham calls an election in the meantime it could go badly wrong for El Farago.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:30, archived)

Why the fuck would Burnham call an election?
He's got a massive majority to lose and literally nothing to gain.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:32, archived)

Starmer had a massive majority. Hos the fuck did that help him?
Burnham will have all the same problems as Starmer and if he deviates from the manifesto he's going to run into a brick wall. Nothing is going to get any easier in the next two years, why not pick a fight now when Reform are on the way down?

He's a big political gambler and this would be a huge punt, but if he doesn't go for it now he could be in a much worse place in two years.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:39, archived)

You're astute
And correct. But truly the opportunity to see the thicko far right split itself and behead Reform is more beautiful and likely than Burnham gambling, although without Farage he might be more inclined to.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:42, archived)

Looks like everyone except Count Binface is refusing to play his little game.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 9:32, archived)

majority to lose helmit
thing to gain shaft
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 17:23, archived)