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morning
Alt: wake up MiseryCunt
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 6:10, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 6:55, archived)
You absolute roaster

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 6:56, archived)
Morning Invizard.
'Ladder-owning colourist had Gallic misadventure.' (5, 4)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Jul 2026, 7:47, archived)
It has just occurred to me that I always thought the line in the Wombling Song was
"The Wombles of Wimbledon, common are we"

and I've only just realised that it's "Wimbledon Common", not that the Wombles themselves are common. Which one of you is Mike Batt, I need to have a word.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 8:47, archived)
I thought that too!
Does it mean 'common' as in 'numerous', do you think? Or in the sense of working class?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Jul 2026, 9:34, archived)
I always assumed numerous, wouldn't have known the working class meaning when I was a small child.
But no, lyrics sites confirm it's capitalised so it's Wimbledon Common the place. I'm sure Batt made it intentionally ambiguous to confuse children, if I ever get my hands on him I swear down I'll do time.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 9:38, archived)
Nonetheless, you were presumably aware that some of the kids at your school said "haitch" instead of "aitch" and lived in a house that smelled of cheap biscuits and unwashed dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Jul 2026, 13:40, archived)

I wanna Womble like common people
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 9:36, archived)
i wanna fuck you like a womble

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 9:39, archived)
You are the perfect womble

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 9:41, archived)
She has the blood of womble just underneath her skin.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 9:46, archived)
It's the eye of the womble, it's the thrill of the fight

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)
You and me baby ain't nothing but wombles
So let's do it like they do when they're dicovered on the commonbles
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 16:26, archived)

o when they're dicovered on the commonbles id in Belfast during The Trombles
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Jul 2026, 16:54, archived)
ahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 17:22, archived)
been up since 0515 m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 9:39, archived)
Hullo

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 9:44, archived)
Bonnie DIEler

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 10:10, archived)
Total obstruction of the intestine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 10:22, archived)