Fumbled bonk on way to get tattoo leads to male hygiene problem. (9)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Jul 2026, 8:00, archived)

An hour and no guesses, you should maybe give a clue
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:00, archived)

I got that it starts with knob (“fumbled bonk”)
but then I got bored and didn’t go any further.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:50, archived)

OH
that's the bit I couldn't get, well done
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 11:48, archived)

Tangled meat is about right for a wrestler and actor, we hear (2, 3)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:03, archived)

Cryptic crosswords are stoopid

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:04, archived)

I'd honestly rather get dementia

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:05, archived)

alright Paul Gambaccini

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:14, archived)

GOD he sets my teeth on edge

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)

sorry Paul :/

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)

It's OK, he won't remember.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:20, archived)

pfffff guilty laugh
If you're reading this and think I'm being awful, I literally will develop it myself, so Paul will have the last laugh
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 11:47, archived)

Although with dementia you might find yourself reverting to old routines, living in the past to try to make sense of the world

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:24, archived)

wait do I have it already
yesss get innnn
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 11:49, archived)

Cryptic crosswords I
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:18, archived)

MR TEA! :D

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:18, archived)

If you keep doing these, I'll have CROSS WORDS with you!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:59, archived)

OK, but the problem with 'KNOBSTINK' is that it's not a word.

( .Yeti., Fri 10 Jul 2026, 10:43, archived)

It totally is, you massive knobstink.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Jul 2026, 10:47, archived)

knobSINK
amr?
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 12:46, archived)

Let that knobsink in.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Jul 2026, 14:25, archived)