Off to see Garbage at Edinburgh Castle later,
obviously they're shit and gay but I like them and I'm sure I'll enjoy it.

Got a freebie stay at my wife's aunt's brother's airB&B, 3-bedroom penthouse flat in central Edinburgh, it's fucking lush.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:03, archived)

uncle?

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:21, archived)

don't be perverse

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:27, archived)

what else am I supposed to do?

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:37, archived)

whatever the opposite of that is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:45, archived)

sounds a bit boring ngl

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:54, archived)

yeah i thought that once i'd typed it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 17:23, archived)

No, her mum's brother's wife's brother.
We've never met the cunts, nice place though
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:35, archived)

'her uncle's brother in law'

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:40, archived)

her granny's son's sister's daughter's uncle's wife's sons' uncle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 18:27, archived)

oh! why didn't you say so!

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 18:45, archived)

In the old days you didn't need to go to a busy city, you could find Penthouse in hedges almost everywhere

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:26, archived)

Hedgy porn

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:54, archived)

fuck you(r own hand) hedgey

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)

Mrs Tuggiwinkle

( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 18:19, archived)

Ahahaha, that is actually brilliant.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Jul 2026, 18:56, archived)

Innit doe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 19:23, archived)

I'd say I was ashamed of how much I laughed but it simply wouldn't be true

( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 19:37, archived)