My daughter is 18 today
A day of reflection and drunken misery awaits, dibnah eh eff
#bellmess
#shutupm8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 6:03, archived)

smeg

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 7:59, archived)

A day of reflection and drunken misery await who? You or her? Or both?
share the unhappiness, that's what families are for!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 9:04, archived)

18 is the perfect age at which to embark on a lifelong journey of drunken misery.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 9:24, archived)

I like your positive messaging but we all know 18 is leaving it a bit late

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:31, archived)

All right spanishfly

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 12:08, archived)

to start drinking

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:02, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:09, archived)

Aww heck if I remember correctly
Even the wise cannot see all ends
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 9:16, archived)

They can see this one, though.
*retracts*
*points*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 9:25, archived)

do you want to get banned from the park AGAIN

( vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:36, archived)

the wise don't try, vlad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:31, archived)

amen

( vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:36, archived)